crevicedwelling:

my prey animal skills are being wasted in a human life. im so good at staring blankly and getting really scared of noises and motions and sprinting towards safe locations

happyheidi:

𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝖠𝗇𝗇𝖺-𝖫𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺 𝖲𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗇 | 𝖨𝖦: 𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗋𝖺_𝖺𝗋𝗍

gunsandfireandshit:

facelessoldgargoyle:

wizardpostsdotorg:

“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

and big naturals

vettely:

as someone who is starting a new uni at 23 but is blending in perfectly with the 18-year-olds i’m curious and i need to ask

how old do you look?

older than your age

younger than your age

exactly your age

feel free to reblog and tell me in the tags what age do you get mistaken for, and do you find that to be a bad or a good thing :))

saniquarium:

young me especially would have hated hearing this but networking is literally the most important thing you can do to improve your situation like forget economic barriers to education etc just keep making friends with different people and eventually someone will offer you a hand up just because they dig your vibe and that is exactly all that’s happening when undeserving people surpass you anyway

triviallytrue:

triviallytrue:

oh man, they made you defend your thesis? that’s fucked up, they told me mine was perfect the way it is and just gave me the phd

i guess maybe it would’ve been useful practice, in case i ever write something that doesn’t immediately convince everyone who reads it that i’m completely right

cannibalchicken:

natalieironside:

natalieironside:

Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went “Aw, beans. That wasn’t cool. I better go apologize” at which point The Plot he’d been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.

Steve: “Hey Nancy I wanted to apologize for–”

Nancy, cocking a gun: “Wall’s haunted.”

softwaring: